Totes

Description: Why cry into a pillow when you can whisper your woes to a $19.95 rock? This retro parody design brings back the golden age of TV infomercials—featuring a comforting collection of emotionally available stones. Perfect for anyone who's barely holding it together, or just really into sedimentary support systems.

Description: Step into the uncanny with this vintage-inspired horror design featuring a haunted doll, a VHS tape with pentagram flair, and a screaming spatula. Perfect for lovers of spooky humor, cursed energy, and those who frequent the weirdest corners of the thrift store.

Description: This one-eyed sundae monster is equal parts delicious and horrifying, with waffle cone tentacles, drippy fudge chaos, and a cherry on top of the apocalypse. A perfect blend of sweet and eldritch horror for anyone who prefers their desserts nightmarishly weird.

Description: This hilariously chaotic three-headed taco hydra is here to melt faces and taste buds alike. Packed with fiery flavor and unapologetic absurdity, this design is for the brave, the bold, and the extra saucy.

Description: A delightfully unhinged boba bat hybrid takes center stage in this absurdly adorable design. Perfect for bubble tea addicts, pun collectors, and anyone who sips first and asks questions later.

Description: A vintage-style samurai goose armed with twin swords and serious vibes. A unique blend of Japanese martial arts and humorous animal design, ideal for fans of quirky, retro art.

Description: A cute and spicy Nacho Average Daughter design featuring an adorable chili pepper girl with a bow and balloon. Perfect for daughters who love fun food puns and family humor.

Description: A playful Nacho Average Son design with a smiling chili pepper wearing sneakers and a cap, holding a taco. Perfect for sons with a spicy sense of humor and a love for food puns.

Description: A charming and festive Nacho Average Mom design featuring a cute chili pepper with a taco and spoon. Ideal for fun-loving moms who spice up life with humor, sass, and Mexican food vibes.

Description: A bold and playful Nacho Average Dad design featuring a cool chili pepper with a mustache, sunglasses, and a sombrero. Perfect for taco-loving dads who bring the spice to family life with humor and style.

Description: No mixed signals here — this bold, cheeky design says it all. Perfect for the self-aware chaos agents, red flag collectors, and those who wear their toxicity with pride. For lovers of unfiltered humor and sarcastic statements.

Description: Not every cult leader shoots for the stars. This hilariously underwhelming design is for the casual cult enthusiast who's cool with being "okay" at best. Perfect for sarcastic souls and deadpan humor fans.

Description: Chaos never looked so cool. This edgy punk moth, clutching an electric guitar while drawn to a glowing lightbulb, is here for the noise and rebellion. Perfect for alternative souls and lovers of chaotic vibes.

Description: Fear the farm's fiercest feathered warrior! This furious chicken wields chainsaws and attitude in this chaotic and darkly hilarious design, perfect for those who don't back down.

Description: For those who sip chaos and conquer minor annoyances daily. This chill capybara in a robe radiates peak unbothered energy, perfect for the mildly inconvenienced champion.

Description: A retro trip to pixel paradise! This neon-soaked arcade design screams 80's vibes and gamer passion. Perfect for retro lovers and nostalgia junkies.

Description: A Slice of Terror! Pizza Snail brings retro horror and absurd humor to life. Perfect for lovers of cheesy monsters and weird food mashups.

Description: Rewind your wardrobe with this clean, bold retro design inspired by classic '80s stripes and vintage aesthetics. It’s like wearing a synthwave playlist.

Description: When high art meets low blows—two chaotic cats brawl under Van Gogh’s Starry Night. Because nothing says culture like a cosmic claw fight.

Description: A darkly hilarious take on eco-activism, this unhinged cartoon planet chomping down on humans is perfect for fans of weird humor, chaotic good vibes, and unfiltered sarcasm.

Description: A hilariously tragic design featuring a melting popsicle holding a protest sign reading “I Wasn’t Ready for Summer.” Perfect for introverts, heat haters, or anyone who melts under pressure. Relatable, silly, and dripping with regret.

Description: Funny alligator cowboy design with shades, boots, and a warning sign. Perfect for weird humor lovers and southern sass.

Description: Start your day with unhinged optimism. This funny design features a wide-eyed frog in a business suit holding coffee while surrounded by flames, proudly declaring it's all normal. For fans of absurd humor, work stress memes, and dark comedy.

Description: Two mischievous raccoons enjoying life by riding in a shopping cart, celebrating the small joys and chaos of self-care in the cutest way possible.

Description: This honking mad goose is here to take calls and cause chaos. Featuring a furious goose in a tank top yelling into a flip phone, this hilarious design screams meme energy and fowl attitude. Perfect for lovers of absurd humor, goose memes, or chaotic energy.

Description: This exhausted octopus is doing its best, juggling bananas, VHS tapes, and a knife with one eye twitching and the other dead inside. A perfect design for burned-out multitaskers, tired parents, office zombies, or anyone barely hanging on with too many arms and not enough time. Relatable, ridiculous, and painfully accurate.

Description: This silly design features a googly-eyed worm trying its best to enjoy a milkshake, serving up maximum awkwardness with minimal success. Perfect for introverts, anxious souls, or anyone just barely holding it together with weird worm energy. Relatable and ridiculous in the best way.

Description: A hilariously awkward cactus tries to be friendly while holding a “YAY” balloon. Perfect for introverts, socially anxious folks, or anyone whose vibe says “hug me… maybe not.” This silly spiky design blends humor and relatability for the chronically unapproachable.

Description: Celebrate all the effort, chaos, and charm with the "She's Doing Her Best" design featuring an adorable blobby creature in meltdown mode. Perfect for anyone doing their best to hold it together with style and humor.

Description: A cute and relatable design featuring a five-eyed blob creature looking overwhelmed but trying his best. A soft, quirky character perfect for anyone who feels like they’re just surviving the day. Perfect for fans of silly monsters and feel-good humor.

Description: This hilarious design features a confused toaster fleeing from a slice of toast yelling “Dad?!?”. A playful take on breakfast and family dynamics, it’s perfect for lovers of puns, absurd humor, and quirky kitchen art.

Description: Classy cat couture! This 'GATO' parody design channels fashion magazine covers, starring a dapper feline in a cozy sweater and scarf. Ideal for stylish cat lovers with a sense of humor.

Description: Sleek, stylish parody design featuring a well-dressed Corgi in a turtleneck, inspired by high-fashion magazine covers. Perfect for dog lovers with a taste for humor and couture.

Description: Adorably punny illustration of a chubby orange cat that looks like an onion, complete with green sprout ears. This cute and quirky “Meownion” design is perfect for cat lovers, veggie puns, and fans of kawaii humor.

Description: Colorful and quirky educational design showcasing Einstein’s theory of relativity with fun doodles like astronauts, planets, clocks, and the iconic E=mc². Great for science fans, students, and nerdy humor lovers.

Description: Fierce traditional Japanese-style artwork of two dragons battling amidst smoke and clouds. A striking design perfect for fans of Asian mythology, martial arts, and tattoo-inspired art.