Description: Consider this a public service announcement for the "overly affectionate." I’m not a golden retriever, and I’m definitely not a museum exhibit. Look, but don’t touch—unless you want to find out exactly how "not friendly" I can get. Consider the face a restricted zone. Permanent entry denied.
Description: Embrace your inner introvert with this witty, vintage-inspired design. Featuring a bold, distressed typeface and elegant script, it delivers a clear message: some things—and some people—are just better left to their own devices. Perfect for those who value their personal space and a good sense of humor.
Description: We’ve all been there: the "urgent" 4:55 PM emails, the "we’re a family" speeches, and the inevitable disappointment of a missed promotion or a botched project. This hand-illustrated design is for everyone who has spent a forty-hour work week being let down by the higher-ups. Featuring original, shaky-ink lettering and a defiant "final word" from the grave, it’s the perfect attire for your next (and last) Zoom meeting. Designed by Marty (DBM). Human-made, corporate-broken."
Description: We’ve all been there: the "urgent" 4:55 PM emails, the "we’re a family" speeches, and the inevitable disappointment of a missed promotion or a botched project. This hand-illustrated design is for everyone who has spent a forty-hour work week being let down by the higher-ups. Featuring original, shaky-ink lettering and a defiant "final word" from the grave, it’s the perfect attire for your next (and last) Zoom meeting. Designed by Marty (DBM). Human-made, corporate-broken.
Description: An edgy, minimalist line-art tribute to the man who gave his all to his art—and apparently had very little left for everyone else. This design captures Vincent van Gogh in a rare moment of modern defiance, blending classical portraiture with a blunt, unapologetic sentiment. Perfect for the misunderstood soul, the tortured artist, or anyone who values artistic expression as much as they value being left alone.
Description: An edgy, minimalist line-art tribute to the man who gave his all to his art—and apparently had very little left for everyone else. This design captures Vincent van Gogh in a rare moment of modern defiance, blending classical portraiture with a blunt, unapologetic sentiment. Perfect for the misunderstood soul, the tortured artist, or anyone who values artistic expression as much as they value being left alone.
Description: Who says humans and apex predators can’t hang? Who knows what will happen after the fun. Unlikely friendship? You bet!
$14.00
Description: This high-contrast, black-and-white graphic embodies the powerful Stoic concept of Memento Mori—a reminder of the universality of death that encourages a purposeful life. The design features a stark, grinning skull emerging from a backdrop of chaotic, dripping ink splatters, blending an edgy, grunge aesthetic with deep philosophical meaning.
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