Shorts

Description: A retro skull-and-crossbones logo for those proudly spiraling through life with caffeine, anxiety, and an overwhelming awareness of the void. Great for goths, overthinkers, and emotionally exhausted champions of “I laughed because it’s true.”

Description: A painfully honest design for anyone who's one existential crisis away from becoming a pile of bones. This hilarious undead napper sums up the mood of modern existence with retro cartoon flair, perfect for introverts, overthinkers, and anyone on their fifth cup of coffee.

Description: Brace yourself for enlightenment with this retro comic-style design featuring a cheerful woman about to drop acid and meet the glowing, divine face of Jesus. Whether you're into psychedelic humor or ironic spiritual awakenings, this design delivers the trip of a lifetime — no sermon required. Suitable for heretics, misfits, and anyone whose spiritual journey takes a detour through sarcasm.

Description: Why cry into a pillow when you can whisper your woes to a $19.95 rock? This retro parody design brings back the golden age of TV infomercials—featuring a comforting collection of emotionally available stones. Perfect for anyone who's barely holding it together, or just really into sedimentary support systems.

Description: This one-eyed sundae monster is equal parts delicious and horrifying, with waffle cone tentacles, drippy fudge chaos, and a cherry on top of the apocalypse. A perfect blend of sweet and eldritch horror for anyone who prefers their desserts nightmarishly weird.

Description: This hilariously chaotic three-headed taco hydra is here to melt faces and taste buds alike. Packed with fiery flavor and unapologetic absurdity, this design is for the brave, the bold, and the extra saucy.

Description: A delightfully unhinged boba bat hybrid takes center stage in this absurdly adorable design. Perfect for bubble tea addicts, pun collectors, and anyone who sips first and asks questions later.

Description: A vintage-style samurai goose armed with twin swords and serious vibes. A unique blend of Japanese martial arts and humorous animal design, ideal for fans of quirky, retro art.

Description: A cute and spicy Nacho Average Daughter design featuring an adorable chili pepper girl with a bow and balloon. Perfect for daughters who love fun food puns and family humor.

Description: A playful Nacho Average Son design with a smiling chili pepper wearing sneakers and a cap, holding a taco. Perfect for sons with a spicy sense of humor and a love for food puns.

Description: A charming and festive Nacho Average Mom design featuring a cute chili pepper with a taco and spoon. Ideal for fun-loving moms who spice up life with humor, sass, and Mexican food vibes.

Description: A bold and playful Nacho Average Dad design featuring a cool chili pepper with a mustache, sunglasses, and a sombrero. Perfect for taco-loving dads who bring the spice to family life with humor and style.

Description: Not every cult leader shoots for the stars. This hilariously underwhelming design is for the casual cult enthusiast who's cool with being "okay" at best. Perfect for sarcastic souls and deadpan humor fans.

Description: For those who sip chaos and conquer minor annoyances daily. This chill capybara in a robe radiates peak unbothered energy, perfect for the mildly inconvenienced champion.

Description: A retro trip to pixel paradise! This neon-soaked arcade design screams 80's vibes and gamer passion. Perfect for retro lovers and nostalgia junkies.

Description: A Slice of Terror! Pizza Snail brings retro horror and absurd humor to life. Perfect for lovers of cheesy monsters and weird food mashups.

Description: Rewind your wardrobe with this clean, bold retro design inspired by classic '80s stripes and vintage aesthetics. It’s like wearing a synthwave playlist.

Description: When high art meets low blows—two chaotic cats brawl under Van Gogh’s Starry Night. Because nothing says culture like a cosmic claw fight.

Description: A hilariously tragic design featuring a melting popsicle holding a protest sign reading “I Wasn’t Ready for Summer.” Perfect for introverts, heat haters, or anyone who melts under pressure. Relatable, silly, and dripping with regret.

Description: Adorably punny illustration of a chubby orange cat that looks like an onion, complete with green sprout ears. This cute and quirky “Meownion” design is perfect for cat lovers, veggie puns, and fans of kawaii humor.

Description: Fierce traditional Japanese-style artwork of two dragons battling amidst smoke and clouds. A striking design perfect for fans of Asian mythology, martial arts, and tattoo-inspired art.

Description: Retro-style Mecha Oni design featuring a red-eyed horned robot with a gritty industrial background. Perfect for lovers of Japanese sci-fi, cyberpunk, and kaiju-inspired machine aesthetics.

Description: Unleash some retro anime action with this bold Demon Hunter Yui design! Featuring a fierce schoolgirl exorcist locked and loaded with a spirit gun, ready to battle ghosts in true 90s manga style. Perfect for anime fans, nostalgia hunters, and lovers of all things supernatural.

Description: Rev up your streetwear with this bold 'Throttle Culture' design featuring a cool anime biker, helmet in hand, and sleek cyber-Tokyo vibes. For riders and rebel spirits.

Description: Embrace the outdoors with this vintage 'Happy Camper' design featuring a cheerful sunset, forest silhouettes, and groovy retro text. Perfect for hikers, nature lovers, and camping enthusiasts.

Description: Roar into style with this fierce 'Wild Child' design featuring a roaring lion head and bold graffiti-style text. Perfect for rebels, free spirits, and animal lovers with attitude.

Description: A funny science-themed design featuring two cartoon Einsteins — one serious with gravity, one wild with no gravity. Great for physics lovers, nerds, and science pun fans.

Description: A chaotic and funny design featuring an angry cartoon cat surrounded by flames, embodying pure meltdown energy. Perfect for those who love quirky, expressive, and slightly unhinged animal humor.

Description: A skeleton nonchalantly throwing a finger gun while engulfed in flames—dark humor at its peak. Perfect for lovers of irony, sarcasm, and barely-holding-it-together vibes.

Description: A majestic yet sassy orange cat sporting a unicorn horn and a rainbow backdrop. Ideal for cat lovers, fantasy fans, or anyone who believes in their own weird magic.

Description: A grim reaper tearing down the highway on a motorcycle, scythe in hand and attitude to match. Perfect for bikers, death metal fans, or anyone who lives fast and rides harder.

Description: A badass gang of chickens in streetwear gear serves up farmyard attitude in this funny and edgy design. Perfect for fans of animal puns, poultry rebellion, and don’t-mess-with-me vibes.

Description: A hilarious alien-themed design featuring three grays posing in front of the pyramids flashing peace signs, with a UFO overhead. A perfect mashup of ancient alien theory and squad goals for fans of sci-fi and sarcastic humor.

Description: A bold and cheeky design featuring a detailed largemouth bass illustration with the humorous text “Basshole.” Perfect for fishing fanatics who appreciate edgy wordplay and outdoor adventures.

Description: A retro-inspired design featuring a hiker and their dog walking through a forest at sunset, framed in a vintage-style circle with colorful horizontal stripes. Perfect for nature lovers and pet owners.

Description: A striking fusion of surfing culture and traditional Japanese ukiyo-e art, this design features a focused samurai surfing a giant wave. Perfect for lovers of Japan, retro art, and coastal vibes.