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Zero Bedside Manner Card

$13.50
  • Zero Bedside Manner Card by Designed By Marty
Zero Bedside Manner Card by Designed By Marty
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A dialogue between a hopeful kid and a nurse who has clearly spent too much time on the clock. It’s the perfect joke for those who prefer their humor pitch black.

Digitally printed cards on heavyweight stock. Uncoated blank interior provides a superior writing surface. Since every item is made just for you by your local third-party fulfiller, there may be slight variances in the product received. Each card comes with an envelope for mailing or gifting.

    • Dimensions: Small (4” x 6”), Large (5” x 7.5”)

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FedEx 2-Day (4-6 Business Days)

Estimates include printing and processing time.More Shipping Info

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