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"The Final Performance Review Light" Card

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We’ve all been there: the "urgent" 4:55 PM emails, the "we’re a family" speeches, and the inevitable disappointment of a missed promotion or a botched project. This hand-illustrated design is for everyone who has spent a forty-hour work week being let down by the higher-ups. Featuring original, shaky-ink lettering and a defiant "final word" from the grave, it’s the perfect attire for your next (and last) Zoom meeting.Designed by Marty (DBM). Human-made, corporate-broken."

Digitally printed cards on heavyweight stock. Uncoated blank interior provides a superior writing surface. Since every item is made just for you by your local third-party fulfiller, there may be slight variances in the product received. Each card comes with an envelope for mailing or gifting.

    • Dimensions: Small (4” x 6”), Large (5” x 7.5”)

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