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The Final Performance Review Dark Bag

$25.82

Color: Black

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We’ve all been there: the "urgent" 4:55 PM emails, the "we’re a family" speeches, and the inevitable disappointment of a missed promotion or a botched project. This hand-illustrated design is for everyone who has spent a forty-hour work week being let down by the higher-ups. Featuring original, shaky-ink lettering and a defiant "final word" from the grave, it’s the perfect attire for your next (and last) Zoom meeting.Designed by Marty (DBM). Human-made, corporate-broken.

Made from 100% recycled polyester - including fabric, lining, straps, and zipper tape. Features three zippered compartments, dyed-to-match metal pulls, an adjustable waist strap and side-release clip.Dimensions: 5"H x 7.5"W x 2.5"D 
Strap: Adjustable

UPS MI Domestic (6-8 Business Days)

FedEx 2-Day (4-6 Business Days)

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