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Zen for the Shi*tshow Tote

$23
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This takes your favorite childhood "no worries" motto and gives it a much-needed reality check. Unapologetically blunt, it’s the perfect uniform for anyone who has officially run out of ducks to give and is ready to watch the chaos unfold in style. Watch it BURN!

Durable Poly-Poplin outer with a laminate-coated interior and cotton handles to keep all your things secure and looking great.

UPS MI Domestic (6-8 Business Days)

FedEx 2-Day (4-6 Business Days)

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