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Adulting: Where Dreams Go to Die Card

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Remember when you had aspirations? Goals? A will to live? Yeah, those are gone now. Welcome to adulting, where your childhood dreams are buried under bills, responsibilities, and the crushing weight of existential dread. This darkly comic design captures the millennial/Gen Z experience perfectly: broken hearts, dead dreams, and a graveyard full of what could have been. At least we can laugh about it.

Digitally printed cards on heavyweight stock. Uncoated blank interior provides a superior writing surface. Since every item is made just for you by your local third-party fulfiller, there may be slight variances in the product received. Each card comes with an envelope for mailing or gifting.

    • Dimensions: Small (4” x 6”), Large (5” x 7.5”)

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