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Adulting: Where Dreams Go to Die Bag

$25.82

Color: Oxford

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Remember when you had aspirations? Goals? A will to live? Yeah, those are gone now. Welcome to adulting, where your childhood dreams are buried under bills, responsibilities, and the crushing weight of existential dread. This darkly comic design captures the millennial/Gen Z experience perfectly: broken hearts, dead dreams, and a graveyard full of what could have been. At least we can laugh about it.

Made from 100% recycled polyester - including fabric, lining, straps, and zipper tape. Features three zippered compartments, dyed-to-match metal pulls, an adjustable waist strap and side-release clip.Dimensions: 5"H x 7.5"W x 2.5"D 
Strap: Adjustable

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