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Oh Look, Nobody Gives a Shit Card

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Searching the universe for something that doesn't exist. This vintage-inspired design combines retro illustration with brutal honesty—sometimes you look far and wide only to discover the universal truth: nobody cares. Perfect for those moments when you need to acknowledge reality with style and a healthy dose of sarcasm. Brutally honest, darkly funny, refreshingly blunt.

Digitally printed cards on heavyweight stock. Uncoated blank interior provides a superior writing surface. Since every item is made just for you by your local third-party fulfiller, there may be slight variances in the product received. Each card comes with an envelope for mailing or gifting.

    • Dimensions: Small (4” x 6”), Large (5” x 7.5”)

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