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Crowned Crow – “Omnia Vanitas” Gothic Vanitas Art Shorts

$30.08

Color: Black

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A regal crow stands over coins, roses, a fallen crown, and a cracked mirror beneath a crescent moon, politely reminding you that all your little earthly flexes are temporary. The Latin phrase “Omnia vanitas” (“all is vanity”) turns this scene into a modern vanitas painting for people who love dark forests, existential dread, and pretty things that don’t last. Perfect for goth romantics, literature nerds, and anyone who has ever stared into a mirror and thought, “one day a crow is going to own all this instead.”

Heavyweight yet breathable with a pique textured finish for a clean, structured look. Finished with side pockets, a back pocket, and an internal white drawcord for an adjustable fit - perfect for lounging or on the go. Solids: 100% combed ring spun cotton. Heathers: 90% combed ring spun cotton, 10% polyester.

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