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Trash Royalty Possum Crest Shorts

$30.08

Color: Black

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For those who rejected elegance and chose chaos. This classy black-and-white “coat of arms” stars two very serious possums guarding a noble trash can, proudly framed by a banner that declares: EAT TRASH BE FREE. Ideal for possum people, goblincore gremlins, raccoon-at-heart humans, and anyone whose life philosophy is 30% feral, 70% vibes.

Heavyweight yet breathable with a pique textured finish for a clean, structured look. Finished with side pockets, a back pocket, and an internal white drawcord for an adjustable fit - perfect for lounging or on the go. Solids: 100% combed ring spun cotton. Heathers: 90% combed ring spun cotton, 10% polyester.

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