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Certified Chaos Possum Emblem Tote

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Behold: the official badge of “I did my best and my best was feral.” This vintage-style emblem stars a completely unhinged screaming possum, framed by bold “Certified Chaos” text like it’s some kind of achievement unlocked. Ideal for night owls, anxious introverts, goblin-mode enthusiasts, and anyone whose life motto is basically “I have no idea what I’m doing, but I’m loud about it.”

Durable Poly-Poplin outer with a laminate-coated interior and cotton handles to keep all your things secure and looking great.

UPS MI Domestic (6-8 Business Days)

FedEx 2-Day (4-6 Business Days)

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