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The Smuggler's Seasoning Shorts

$30.08

Color: Black

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When your cat’s side hustle involves “importing” green seasoning into your ramen. This orange tabby clearly didn’t read the “Do Not Add Catnip” part of the recipe, but hey — who’s gonna stop them? Perfect for cat parents, ramen junkies, and anyone who appreciates highly suspicious culinary behavior. Great for clothing, kitchen decor, or bribing your cat to stop judging your life choices.

Heavyweight yet breathable with a pique textured finish for a clean, structured look. Finished with side pockets, a back pocket, and an internal white drawcord for an adjustable fit - perfect for lounging or on the go. Solids: 100% combed ring spun cotton. Heathers: 90% combed ring spun cotton, 10% polyester.

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