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The Smuggler's Seasoning Card

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When your cat’s side hustle involves “importing” green seasoning into your ramen. This orange tabby clearly didn’t read the “Do Not Add Catnip” part of the recipe, but hey — who’s gonna stop them? Perfect for cat parents, ramen junkies, and anyone who appreciates highly suspicious culinary behavior. Great for clothing, kitchen decor, or bribing your cat to stop judging your life choices.

Digitally printed cards on heavyweight stock. Uncoated blank interior provides a superior writing surface. Since every item is made just for you by your local third-party fulfiller, there may be slight variances in the product received. Each card comes with an envelope for mailing or gifting.

    • Dimensions: Small (4” x 6”), Large (5” x 7.5”)

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