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WTF Is A Kilometer? Tote

$23
  • WTF Is A Kilometer? Tote by Designed By Marty
  • WTF Is A Kilometer? by Designed By Marty
  • WTF Is A Kilometer? by Designed By Marty
WTF Is A Kilometer? Tote by Designed By Marty WTF Is A Kilometer? by Designed By Marty WTF Is A Kilometer? by Designed By Marty
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A grumpy bald eagle wearing shades questions the metric system on a desert road next to a “5 Kilometers Ahead” sign. Classic patriotic humor with attitude.

Durable Poly-Poplin outer with a laminate-coated interior and cotton handles to keep all your things secure and looking great.

UPS MI Domestic (6-8 Business Days)

FedEx 2-Day (4-6 Business Days)

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