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The Emotional Support Rock Collection – TV Exclusive! Card

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Why cry into a pillow when you can whisper your woes to a $19.95 rock? This retro parody design brings back the golden age of TV infomercials—featuring a comforting collection of emotionally available stones. Perfect for anyone who's barely holding it together, or just really into sedimentary support systems.

Digitally printed cards on heavyweight stock. Uncoated blank interior provides a superior writing surface. Since every item is made just for you by your local third-party fulfiller, there may be slight variances in the product received. Each card comes with an envelope for mailing or gifting.

    • Dimensions: Small (4” x 6”), Large (5” x 7.5”)

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