Long Sleeve T-Shirts

Description: A spooky kawaii batcat with big eyes, a third eye, wings, and just enough chaos. Equal parts adorable and unholy.

Description: A moody minimalist design for introverts, emos, and darkwave dreamers. Headphones on, world off—social battery permanently hexed.

Description: A retro celestial design for free spirits, dreamers, and moon lovers. Embrace your cosmic side with groovy flower power energy.

Description: A playful design for the daydreamers and wanderlusters who mentally checked out long ago — in-flight mindset always.

Description: A bold remix of Hokusai’s wave meets Tokyo’s cityscape in vibrant retro style — perfect for lovers of Japanese culture and vaporwave energy.

Description: Animal mafia at the poker table? This tough crew rolls deep in chips and attitude. Perfect for pet lovers with a taste for dark humor.

Description: A hilarious undead twist on your morning toast — this zombie bread design will rise again and again in your wardrobe. Perfect for horror fans and lovers of food puns.

Description: Chill to the core yet crumbling inside—this design shows a skeleton in a Hawaiian shirt lounging on a flamingo float, drink in hand, under a retro sunset. A sarcastic tribute to the vibe we all pretend isn't screaming.

Description: A modern goth twist on the Mona Lisa featuring a pierced, tattooed girl in black with 'Meowtallica' on her tee. The perfect blend of classical art and metalhead attitude.

Description: A minimalist line art design of a stoic Chinese master with closed eyes and folded hands, paired with the sarcastic phrase “Life is Soup. I Am Fork.” A zen parody dripping with useless wisdom and chaotic calm.

Description: A minimalist line art design of a stoic Chinese master with closed eyes and folded hands, paired with the sarcastic phrase “Life is Soup. I Am Fork.” A zen parody dripping with useless wisdom and chaotic calm.

Description: A retro skull-and-crossbones logo for those proudly spiraling through life with caffeine, anxiety, and an overwhelming awareness of the void. Great for goths, overthinkers, and emotionally exhausted champions of “I laughed because it’s true.”

Description: A painfully honest design for anyone who's one existential crisis away from becoming a pile of bones. This hilarious undead napper sums up the mood of modern existence with retro cartoon flair, perfect for introverts, overthinkers, and anyone on their fifth cup of coffee.

Description: Brace yourself for enlightenment with this retro comic-style design featuring a cheerful woman about to drop acid and meet the glowing, divine face of Jesus. Whether you're into psychedelic humor or ironic spiritual awakenings, this design delivers the trip of a lifetime — no sermon required. Suitable for heretics, misfits, and anyone whose spiritual journey takes a detour through sarcasm.

Description: Embrace the mellow vibes with this kawaii walking sushi design rocking a retro sneaker and a thumbs-up. “Zettai Daijoubu” means “Everything’s Gonna Be Okay” — and honestly, it’s hard to argue with a salmon nigiri this optimistic. Perfect for spreading peaceful vibes and quirky Japanese-inspired charm.

Description: Why cry into a pillow when you can whisper your woes to a $19.95 rock? This retro parody design brings back the golden age of TV infomercials—featuring a comforting collection of emotionally available stones. Perfect for anyone who's barely holding it together, or just really into sedimentary support systems.

Description: Step into the uncanny with this vintage-inspired horror design featuring a haunted doll, a VHS tape with pentagram flair, and a screaming spatula. Perfect for lovers of spooky humor, cursed energy, and those who frequent the weirdest corners of the thrift store.

Description: This one-eyed sundae monster is equal parts delicious and horrifying, with waffle cone tentacles, drippy fudge chaos, and a cherry on top of the apocalypse. A perfect blend of sweet and eldritch horror for anyone who prefers their desserts nightmarishly weird.

Description: This hilariously chaotic three-headed taco hydra is here to melt faces and taste buds alike. Packed with fiery flavor and unapologetic absurdity, this design is for the brave, the bold, and the extra saucy.

Description: A delightfully unhinged boba bat hybrid takes center stage in this absurdly adorable design. Perfect for bubble tea addicts, pun collectors, and anyone who sips first and asks questions later.

Description: A vintage-style samurai goose armed with twin swords and serious vibes. A unique blend of Japanese martial arts and humorous animal design, ideal for fans of quirky, retro art.

Description: A cute and spicy Nacho Average Daughter design featuring an adorable chili pepper girl with a bow and balloon. Perfect for daughters who love fun food puns and family humor.

Description: A playful Nacho Average Son design with a smiling chili pepper wearing sneakers and a cap, holding a taco. Perfect for sons with a spicy sense of humor and a love for food puns.

Description: A charming and festive Nacho Average Mom design featuring a cute chili pepper with a taco and spoon. Ideal for fun-loving moms who spice up life with humor, sass, and Mexican food vibes.

Description: A bold and playful Nacho Average Dad design featuring a cool chili pepper with a mustache, sunglasses, and a sombrero. Perfect for taco-loving dads who bring the spice to family life with humor and style.

Description: No mixed signals here — this bold, cheeky design says it all. Perfect for the self-aware chaos agents, red flag collectors, and those who wear their toxicity with pride. For lovers of unfiltered humor and sarcastic statements.

Description: Not every cult leader shoots for the stars. This hilariously underwhelming design is for the casual cult enthusiast who's cool with being "okay" at best. Perfect for sarcastic souls and deadpan humor fans.

Description: Chaos never looked so cool. This edgy punk moth, clutching an electric guitar while drawn to a glowing lightbulb, is here for the noise and rebellion. Perfect for alternative souls and lovers of chaotic vibes.

Description: Fear the farm's fiercest feathered warrior! This furious chicken wields chainsaws and attitude in this chaotic and darkly hilarious design, perfect for those who don't back down.

Description: For those who sip chaos and conquer minor annoyances daily. This chill capybara in a robe radiates peak unbothered energy, perfect for the mildly inconvenienced champion.

Description: A retro trip to pixel paradise! This neon-soaked arcade design screams 80's vibes and gamer passion. Perfect for retro lovers and nostalgia junkies.

Description: A Slice of Terror! Pizza Snail brings retro horror and absurd humor to life. Perfect for lovers of cheesy monsters and weird food mashups.

Description: Rewind your wardrobe with this clean, bold retro design inspired by classic '80s stripes and vintage aesthetics. It’s like wearing a synthwave playlist.

Description: When high art meets low blows—two chaotic cats brawl under Van Gogh’s Starry Night. Because nothing says culture like a cosmic claw fight.

Description: A darkly hilarious take on eco-activism, this unhinged cartoon planet chomping down on humans is perfect for fans of weird humor, chaotic good vibes, and unfiltered sarcasm.

Description: A hilariously tragic design featuring a melting popsicle holding a protest sign reading “I Wasn’t Ready for Summer.” Perfect for introverts, heat haters, or anyone who melts under pressure. Relatable, silly, and dripping with regret.